Before I go on, let me say this,
I am proud to be a woman and I am open to new art forms but this has me quite speechless!
AND take note, you can buy one of these for only $600.00.
Let me repeat, ONLY $600.00
And in case one of these doesn't suit your fancy, there are plenty of styles to choose from.
In case you think I'm making this up. See here.
Remember, they are ONLY $600.00 a piece + $30.00 S/H
First let me show you the pic
AND I QUOTE---"Combining fine silks, rich velvets and precious gems, Vulva Puppets are infused with potpourri, signed and dated. Dorrie gives them names from Goddess lores, Fairy tales or Femmes of literature depending on who they inspire. Take her story with you, or create your own.
Oh my great googly moog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you do with one of these?
Are they pillows?
Colorful accents for your boudoir or sette?
Unique Christmas presents? I am so tempted to give these as gifts for Christmas, just to see what my family of Fancy Nancys would make of this. My mom loves fine silk and potpourri.
Maybe I could donate them to my local library for when they present their puppet shows. I wonder what type of voice they will have? Do they even talk or just make expressions?? I am laughing so hard I cannot type.
AND just another pic with some thought provoking quotes for good measure...
Keep in mind, this one is only $500.00!
"In a way the puppet has been a life saver. Teaching the anatomy of the door of the goddess*snort* usually brings up a lot of emotions and men's faces tend to become pale. However with the the vulva puppet we can explore in a much more fun and relaxed way. This sets an emotional tone of lightness and confidence which is very important for beginners."
Raphael More, Oceanic Tantra Teacher, Director of the Kahua Hawaiian Institute
Just one more quote...(explaining the educational benefits from the VULVA PUPPETS--say it loud and proud people.)
"From a child’s first question of “Where do I come from?”, Vulva Puppets are an invaluable tool for learning. With a puppet in the family the opportunity to have “the talk” will naturally present itself allowing comfortable matter of fact conversations about the emotions and responsibility connected with sex."
Anyone want to guess what my kids would do if I showed them one of these and talked about the birds & bees?
I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY, I WAS GOING TO END THIS BLOG ENTRY BUT WHILE LOOKING FOR A NEW GLORIOUS PIC OF A VULVA PUPPET (LOUD & PROUD) TO USE, I STUMBLED UPON THIS VIDEO
AND THIS VIDEO TRUMPS THE VULVA PUPPETS BY A HUGE MARGIN........
IT ANSWERS THE QUESTION...
"WHAT DOES ONE DO WITH A VULVA PUPPET?"
I WARN YOU, GO USE THE RESTROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS VIDEO BECAUSE YOU WILL, I REPEAT, WILL PEE YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS A QUICKTIME VIDEO, THEREFORE I CAN'T GET IT TO PASTE INTO MY ENTRY SO I BEG YOU
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GO HERE AND SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE VIDEO.
I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE....
12 comments:
They'll make the Vagina the same, overstuffed size, but what happens when they release the phallus throw pillows? Lemme guess, they'll all be Herculean in size.
Bastards.
Why wouldn't they all be Herculean in size? That's how it is.
This may be the greatest post ever.
Oh dear ... I can't ... quite ... find the words ...
So let me get this straight. This was a rant, not a rave?
LMAO!! I have got to show this to my husband!
Thanks you guys for looking, I just had to share that!!!!!
What gets me is that this lady is SO serious about it and she wants people to pay for the video, the song and the puppets. I mean c'mon.
Herculean in size you say? All of them you say? What's in the water where you live The Brad??
Damn it, I've been doing my Kegels all wrong!!!!! Thank god for the Vulva puppet!
:P
Mom, I just wanted to say that you were completely right. I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard! It's how serious this all is that really gets me. Vulva puppet.. next thing you know they are going to have a vas deferens dolly...
So, I watched the video (AGAIN).. and followed a link to download the song.
Here is the preview it gave me.
http://www.dothekegel.com/how/vulva_sisters_demo.html
I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot stop laughing.
OH MY GOOD GOD.It just keeps getting better & better.
Question--What the heck is up with the red curly ribbon string on the mammoth pink singing vulva puppet??I hope that's not suppossed to emulate anything *rolls eyes*
*sighs*
*rolls eyes again*
Joshie thanks for the link of the "Vulva Sisters" Kegel song... I needed a good Monday am snorting, guffaw fest:)
Okay... seems like the videos and the song are not for download anymore!
I don't know what I'd do with a puppet. I seemed to be able to answer all of my kids questions about sex (including a few my hubby was happy to say he was not home to hear) without the use of any puppets.
But as a PT (and homebirther) I have to say that kegels are great.
You know you're an expert when you can write Happy Birthday .... no start at the bottom and work your way up...that's right Happy Birthday!
Cheers!
WOW Angela! Are you saying what I think you're saying about writing Happy Birthday. If so, then I pronounce you Kegel Queen!
And just so you don't miss out, the videos and song link are still working. Sounds like with your talent though you don't need them :)
Well.. at least I get to be Queen of something!
*adjusting my crown
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