Rave - Holy False Advertising!

Try & guess what place this card is an advertisement for.









Here, I'll give you some hints:
1) I found it in my daughter's pocket when doing laundry (God help me)
2) You can sing as horribly loud & bad as you want in this place and noone will say anything.
3)This is NOT a place to take naps.
4) Bring lots of money to give.

That last hint was too easy.....
You guessed it, it's for the church where my daughter attends youth group(Don't worry she's too young still for the Sat nite program..whew!) Apparently they have a 20 something group that meets on Saturday evenings. Here's my question, do you think they watch christian porn and eat pancakes? Because there's no real explanation on the back-- just a when and where kind of thing. Something tells me this church isn't hurting for membership(or maybe they are and they're getting desperate). And I know you're curious and maybe thinking it's a catholic church, but rest easy...it's a Baptist church. Moral of the story---Always check your daughter's jean pockets before doing laundry, never assume you're children are up to no good and think again before you label Baptists as conservative.
For anyone who's interested, I believe next month's theme is going to be Bestiality & Burritos and they meet Saturdays at 8 p.m.
Have a good time.