RAVE- Obama Rocks!

A quote from Obama's latest speech given in Philadelphia...

"...they (our children) must always believe that they can write their own destiny."

Absolute.

RANT- Now, I've seen it all...

OKAY! I was researching Goddess names for one of my characters and stumbled upon this site.

Before I go on, let me say this,

I am proud to be a woman and I am open to new art forms but this has me quite speechless!

AND take note, you can buy one of these for only $600.00.

Let me repeat, ONLY $600.00

And in case one of these doesn't suit your fancy, there are plenty of styles to choose from.
In case you think I'm making this up. See here.

Remember, they are ONLY $600.00 a piece + $30.00 S/H

First let me show you the pic



AND I QUOTE---"Combining fine silks, rich velvets and precious gems, Vulva Puppets are infused with potpourri, signed and dated. Dorrie gives them names from Goddess lores, Fairy tales or Femmes of literature depending on who they inspire. Take her story with you, or create your own.

Oh my great googly moog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you do with one of these?

Are they pillows?

Colorful accents for your boudoir or sette?

Unique Christmas presents? I am so tempted to give these as gifts for Christmas, just to see what my family of Fancy Nancys would make of this. My mom loves fine silk and potpourri.

Maybe I could donate them to my local library for when they present their puppet shows. I wonder what type of voice they will have? Do they even talk or just make expressions?? I am laughing so hard I cannot type.

AND just another pic with some thought provoking quotes for good measure...



Keep in mind, this one is only $500.00!

"In a way the puppet has been a life saver. Teaching the anatomy of the door of the goddess*snort* usually brings up a lot of emotions and men's faces tend to become pale. However with the the vulva puppet we can explore in a much more fun and relaxed way. This sets an emotional tone of lightness and confidence which is very important for beginners."

Raphael More, Oceanic Tantra Teacher, Director of the Kahua Hawaiian Institute

Just one more quote...(explaining the educational benefits from the VULVA PUPPETS--say it loud and proud people.)

"From a child’s first question of “Where do I come from?”, Vulva Puppets are an invaluable tool for learning. With a puppet in the family the opportunity to have “the talk” will naturally present itself allowing comfortable matter of fact conversations about the emotions and responsibility connected with sex."

Anyone want to guess what my kids would do if I showed them one of these and talked about the birds & bees?

I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY, I WAS GOING TO END THIS BLOG ENTRY BUT WHILE LOOKING FOR A NEW GLORIOUS PIC OF A VULVA PUPPET (LOUD & PROUD) TO USE, I STUMBLED UPON THIS VIDEO

AND THIS VIDEO TRUMPS THE VULVA PUPPETS BY A HUGE MARGIN........

IT ANSWERS THE QUESTION...

"WHAT DOES ONE DO WITH A VULVA PUPPET?"

I WARN YOU, GO USE THE RESTROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS VIDEO BECAUSE YOU WILL, I REPEAT, WILL PEE YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS A QUICKTIME VIDEO, THEREFORE I CAN'T GET IT TO PASTE INTO MY ENTRY SO I BEG YOU

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GO HERE AND SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE VIDEO.

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE....

RAVE- Naughty Ewok!

Have you ever seen such a cute little dog!?!

WARNING--He is a proverbial pantie snatcher & muncher with NO regard for common decency!

Nothing like walking into my house and finding a line of Grannie panties (what?, they're comfortable) and minuscule thongs (my daughters, def not mine) laid out everywhere.

On the sofa. "Please guest, have a seat. Oh! Don't mind the crotchless panties, that's just my dog's chew toy. Hee. Hee".

In the kitchen, in his food bowl. "He's just saving those for later. Hee. Hee."

Hanging from his mouth while he greets a guest. "Oh look, he's sharing!"

GROSS!!!!!

Technically, it's mine & my daughter's fault. I mean what are hampers for? But c'mon how can such a cute little dog be so disgusting? Lucky for him, he's cute and lucky for me, Granny panties are on sale this week
at the local Wal-Mart.

RAVE- Introducing Janice Erlbaum

Just found this new writer.
She's hilarious. See here.

She's smart. See here.

She's fresh. See here. And here.

She's one of those writers that I'm so glad I found. I hate knowing, I could have missed out on her written work, had I not picked up the latest Bookpage from my local library.

RAVE-Ode to My Officemates & Libations :)

Patsy Cline-WTF?
3$ for 4 songs that took 15 minutes to choose???
Pashmina versatility
mmmm..... A hover moment
Where's the bathroom?
AAArrrggghhhh!!
Rowdy Bunch
Jealous Bitches(you know who you are)
Guys, where's the bathroom?
Shaving when you want
Woo woo(said with way too much expression)
Hailing a bartender
AAArrrggghhhh!!!!!
Seriously guys, Where's the Bathroom?
The Great Walkout
Delayed Reactions
The one w/the pretty face
Nasty-ass shooters (that aren't even chilled WTF?)
Automatic towel dispensers that mess with your mind.(it happens)
Patron with lemon(nothing wrong with that combo Mr. know-it-all bartender)
Dammit, Where's the f-in bathroom?
AAArrrggghhhh!
Boob shots
Road rash & a dirty chin
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a toast to my great officemates....Next on our list-----Bingo!! Are we some wild chicks or what?!
Yeah Boy

RAVE- Pee your pants funny!

Why I love kids...

RANT- Where is Spring???!!!!

Hi guys! I'm so sorry I 've been away for so long.

AND I've been a horrible no good blogger who hasn't visited any of my blogger buddies. I promise to change that here shortly.

Seems everybody wants a piece of me...school, work, family, clients, pets, friends, WIP's. I could sure use a lazy spring day on my front porch about now...









...but it looks like I'll have to wait.