Wednesday, May 14, 2008

RANT-Too busy...




Hey guys. OY! I keep waiting for some downtime so I can write a nice, informative post...however, that's not gonna happen anytime soon. So here's the best I've got for the moment.

I was wondering...do you guys have a favorite narrative non-fiction book? I just checked out Random Family by Adrian Nicole LeBlanc (Faulkner winner) about this family coming of age in the Bronx that she researched for ten years.

I'm also a big fan of Jonathan Kozol's books, Rachel & Her Children, Amazing Grace.

Here's some paintings from one of my favorite painters, Nancy Noel... Simply gorgeous


Saturday, April 19, 2008

RAVE- Tag ! You're it!

My cool blogger buddy Angela tagged me...I'm happy to say this is my first tag.

I have finally arrived!

Here's The rules:

1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people and post a comment to Bish's blog once you've posted your three sentences.

One of the nearest books (I'm surrounded by piles):

THE BLUEST EYE by Toni Morrison

They'd cut off the light, and everything be black. Then the screen would light up, and I'd move right on in them pictures. White men taking such good care of they women, and they all dressed up in big clean houses with the bathtubs right in the same room with the toilet.

I tagged:
Courtney
Brenda
Linda
Danette
Chris

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Rant- Who's doing the talking here?

Okay. So I think it's incredulous that Hillary is insinuating that Obama was calling us Pennsylvanians "bitter" in a derogatory way. I just think he miscommunicated an attempt to empathize with us and in no way does he feel like an elitist.

To avoid the media's presentation of just the bits and pieces of what he said, here's the actual quote--

"You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them," Obama, an Illinois senator, said.

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations," he said.


NEWSFLASH----The majority of us hard working Americans here in Pennsylvania ARE "bitter" in various ways depending on how the Government's misuse of it's power has affected us. The ramifications of those feelings are way too hard to evaluate in 1 mere blog post so here's what I've noticed and I want to see if you guys have noticed it too.

Watch the difference between Hillary and Obama when they are speaking.

Obama rarely uses note cards or a written speech...hence, it comes from how he truly and sincerely feels.

Hillary on the other hand, frequently uses a written speech and note cards, stopping mid-sentence to look at what she is going to say next...hence, it appears she has been told what to say.

Just thought I would point it out..... I feel it's important that who I vote for as president should know without hesitation what the heck they stand for without note cards or speeches( written by someone else).
AND I do realize that some speakers rely heavily on notecards because they're nervous, forgetful or whatever BUT, if you have to stop halfway between each sentence because you have NO IDEA what you are trying to say...there's def something wrong with that!

One more point and I'll leave the politics to the professionals....During Obama's rally here in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, an IUP college student stood up and presented a very interesting point....

"If Hillary is elected president, it will mean that ONLY 2 families have lead America for the last 28 consecutive years..."

I, myself, do not think that a continuation of the same 2 families will bring about change for America.

Okie, dokie, I'm done. Thanks for baring with me :)

Saturday, March 22, 2008

RAVE- Obama Rocks!

A quote from Obama's latest speech given in Philadelphia...

"...they (our children) must always believe that they can write their own destiny."

Absolute.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

RANT- Now, I've seen it all...

OKAY! I was researching Goddess names for one of my characters and stumbled upon this site.

Before I go on, let me say this,

I am proud to be a woman and I am open to new art forms but this has me quite speechless!

AND take note, you can buy one of these for only $600.00.

Let me repeat, ONLY $600.00

And in case one of these doesn't suit your fancy, there are plenty of styles to choose from.
In case you think I'm making this up. See here.

Remember, they are ONLY $600.00 a piece + $30.00 S/H

First let me show you the pic



AND I QUOTE---"Combining fine silks, rich velvets and precious gems, Vulva Puppets are infused with potpourri, signed and dated. Dorrie gives them names from Goddess lores, Fairy tales or Femmes of literature depending on who they inspire. Take her story with you, or create your own.

Oh my great googly moog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you do with one of these?

Are they pillows?

Colorful accents for your boudoir or sette?

Unique Christmas presents? I am so tempted to give these as gifts for Christmas, just to see what my family of Fancy Nancys would make of this. My mom loves fine silk and potpourri.

Maybe I could donate them to my local library for when they present their puppet shows. I wonder what type of voice they will have? Do they even talk or just make expressions?? I am laughing so hard I cannot type.

AND just another pic with some thought provoking quotes for good measure...



Keep in mind, this one is only $500.00!

"In a way the puppet has been a life saver. Teaching the anatomy of the door of the goddess*snort* usually brings up a lot of emotions and men's faces tend to become pale. However with the the vulva puppet we can explore in a much more fun and relaxed way. This sets an emotional tone of lightness and confidence which is very important for beginners."

Raphael More, Oceanic Tantra Teacher, Director of the Kahua Hawaiian Institute


Just one more quote...(explaining the educational benefits from the VULVA PUPPETS--say it loud and proud people.)

"From a child’s first question of “Where do I come from?”, Vulva Puppets are an invaluable tool for learning. With a puppet in the family the opportunity to have “the talk” will naturally present itself allowing comfortable matter of fact conversations about the emotions and responsibility connected with sex."

Anyone want to guess what my kids would do if I showed them one of these and talked about the birds & bees?



I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY, I WAS GOING TO END THIS BLOG ENTRY BUT WHILE LOOKING FOR A NEW GLORIOUS PIC OF A VULVA PUPPET (LOUD & PROUD) TO USE, I STUMBLED UPON THIS VIDEO

AND THIS VIDEO TRUMPS THE VULVA PUPPETS BY A HUGE MARGIN........

IT ANSWERS THE QUESTION...

"WHAT DOES ONE DO WITH A VULVA PUPPET?"

I WARN YOU, GO USE THE RESTROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS VIDEO BECAUSE YOU WILL, I REPEAT, WILL PEE YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS A QUICKTIME VIDEO, THEREFORE I CAN'T GET IT TO PASTE INTO MY ENTRY SO I BEG YOU

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GO HERE AND SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE VIDEO.

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE....


RAVE- Naughty Ewok!


Have you ever seen such a cute little dog!?!

WARNING--He is a proverbial pantie snatcher & muncher with NO regard for common decency!

Nothing like walking into my house and finding a line of Grannie panties (what?, they're comfortable) and minuscule thongs (my daughters, def not mine) laid out everywhere.

On the sofa. "Please guest, have a seat. Oh! Don't mind the crotchless panties, that's just my dog's chew toy. Hee. Hee".

In the kitchen, in his food bowl. "He's just saving those for later. Hee. Hee."

Hanging from his mouth while he greets a guest. "Oh look, he's sharing!"

GROSS!!!!!

Technically, it's mine & my daughter's fault. I mean what are hampers for? But c'mon how can such a cute little dog be so disgusting? Lucky for him, he's cute and lucky for me, Granny panties are on sale this week
at the local Wal-Mart.

Monday, March 17, 2008

RAVE- Introducing Janice Erlbaum

Just found this new writer.
She's hilarious. See here.

She's smart. See here.

She's fresh. See here. And here.

She's one of those writers that I'm so glad I found. I hate knowing, I could have missed out on her written work, had I not picked up the latest Bookpage from my local library.

Monday, March 10, 2008

RAVE-Ode to My Officemates & Libations :)


Patsy Cline-WTF?
3$ for 4 songs that took 15 minutes to choose???
Pashmina versatility
mmmm..... A hover moment
Where's the bathroom?
AAArrrggghhhh!!
Rowdy Bunch
Jealous Bitches(you know who you are)
Guys, where's the bathroom?
Shaving when you want
Woo woo(said with way too much expression)
Hailing a bartender
AAArrrggghhhh!!!!!
Seriously guys, Where's the Bathroom?
The Great Walkout
Delayed Reactions
The one w/the pretty face
Nasty-ass shooters (that aren't even chilled WTF?)
Automatic towel dispensers that mess with your mind.(it happens)
Patron with lemon(nothing wrong with that combo Mr. know-it-all bartender)
Dammit, Where's the f-in bathroom?
AAArrrggghhhh!
Boob shots
Road rash & a dirty chin
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a toast to my great officemates....Next on our list-----Bingo!! Are we some wild chicks or what?!
Yeah Boy

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Sunday, March 2, 2008

RANT- Where is Spring???!!!!

Hi guys! I'm so sorry I 've been away for so long.

AND I've been a horrible no good blogger who hasn't visited any of my blogger buddies. I promise to change that here shortly.

Seems everybody wants a piece of me...school, work, family, clients, pets, friends, WIP's. I could sure use a lazy spring day on my front porch about now...









...but it looks like I'll have to wait.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

RAVE- Imperfection is a beautiful thing!




"The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself." - Anna Quindlen


Sunday, January 27, 2008

RAVE- Lookie here at Gladys...


Here's a pic of Gladys Hardy in all her sweet glory. Ain't she cute!?
She also has a myspace page.
Boy, she's hip!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Monday, January 14, 2008

RANT- I am a wimpy vegetarian too!

Salmon is a vegetable...right?



I think it should be, starting right now :)

And if it's not, and let's just say maybe I ate a little. What does that make me....a semi-vegetarian?

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Rant - I'm a wimpy vegan!



Woke up this a.m. and decided I meant to say vegetarian not vegan. I mean how will I go the rest of my life and not eat eggs? I can't do it.
I like eggs and a lil cheese now and then.

So I officially spent 1 day being a vegan and I can honestly say that I've had my fill of brown rice and legumes... Speaking of which---Who the heck calls them that? I'm so tempted to go to my local grocery store, find a young stock boy and ask "In which aisle can I find the legumes?

Back to the brown rice and legumes. Those are fine to eat as long as you have no qualms about expressing large amounts of gas in a public setting. It was a good thing I was off work yesterday. Seriously, I think I lost 10 pounds of natural gas yesterday and I scared my dog. My dog, Daisy is now convinced there is an African elephant hiding in our house somewhere. :)
Anyhoo,
So I'm now trying to be a vegetarian and I will post updates on my progress.
I just can't wait to laugh about all the items I find in the organic food section and to laugh at the price. Should be thrilling!
I'm off to eat some eggs...

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Rave - Skinny Bitch

I cannot say enough about this book titled "Skinny Bitch".
My "office-mate", Natasha recommended I read it as we both are constantly on the lookout for evil foods that could stunt our weight loss along with anything that can provide us with a good dose of our favorite exercise...
laughing our asses off.
Seriously, the way me and my "office-mates" laugh should be considered a sport for all the guffawing, snorting, knee slapping and head jerking frenzies we get ourselves into. And this book delivers some serious LOL, ass reduction capability along with dispelling some dietary myths that we take for granted.
When I saw the authors on the back cover looking just like skinny bitches and when I read that one of the authors, Kim Barnouin used to be a model and the other used to be a modeling agent, Rory Freedman, I was ready to give the book back to Natasha. I mean come-on, skinny people should not tell people how to lose weight. It's like a nun giving women tips on how to be sexy. They just have no idea. Unless they've walked a mile in fat lady moccasins, I don't think they should offer people dieting advice.
But Natasha raved about the book and she's a pretty smart bitch so I read it.
And yes, they are Skinny Bitches.
BUT, they're also Smart Bitches-- who back up everything in the book with statistics and scientific studies and...
they're Funny Bitches who swear like teenagers.
Here are some of my fave quotes from the book:

When ditzing dairy..."Go suck your mother's tits. Go on. Suck your mother's tits. You think this is ridiculous? It is. Get ready to use your head."

When ditzing coffee..."So coffee equals fat cells. PS. It also makes your breath smell like ass."

When ditzing govermental agencies..."Is everyone in the FDA on drugs?"

And thanks to these Skinny Bitches, I'm ready to become a vegan. Not so much because I think eating meat is bad for your body, but because the treatment of these animals is deplorable, horrific and sad. Not to mention the amount of grain we use to feed these animals that could be feeding people. I just hope McDonalds gets a McVegan 1/4 pounder soon...before I get weak.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Rave- Philip Pullman


I'm liking this Mr. Pullman more and more.
I read The Golden Compass...liked it.
I saw the movie...loved it!
I read this on his website...

"Don't listen to any advice, that's what I'd say. Write only what you want to write. Please yourself. YOU are the genius, they're not. Especially don't listen to people (such as publishers) who think that you need to write what readers say they want. Readers don't always know what they want. I don't know what I want to read until I go into a bookshop and look around at the books other people have written, and the books I enjoy reading most are books I would never in a million years have thought of myself. So the only thing you need to do is forget about pleasing other people, and aim to please yourself alone. That way, you'll have a chance of writing something that other people WILL want to read, because it'll take them by surprise. It's also much more fun writing to please yourself."

...now I adore him!